Just the truth

7 Apr

Hilarious

William Minus..!

Inside of every big girl is a small woman made of chocolate.”

“Shut up Meg.”

“How about some appreciation?!”

“We stand tallest when our knees touch the floor.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“Yeah, I shot a werewolf once. By the time I got there it had turned back into my neighbors dog.” –

“If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn’t have given us arms.” –

“After you get married, that first baby can come at anytime. It’s the second one that takes 9 months.” –

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